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《獣毛の中へ》

探し物は何ですか？
見付け難い物ですか？
肩の中も　腰の中も
探したけれど見付からないのに

まだまだ探す気ですか？
それより僕とＨしませんか？
獣毛の中へ　獣毛の中へ
触ってみたいと思いませんか？

ううう～～～～
ううう～～～～
ううう～～～～
さ～あ～～～～

……（続く）

For some hidden Freudian reason, almost all beginner’s Latin books begin with vocabularies of “farmers”, “daughters”, “sailors”, and several seemingly innocent verbs describing various things these nouns can do to each other. Throughout the years, countless British school boys have probably been secretly making up adolescent fantasies from those memorable passages containing these beginner’s vocaburaries, not knowing the true historical account of these events.

Now, finally, a Latin book tells you what really went on between the farmers’ daugheters and the sailors: ……(read more)

For the hip and the stylish, the iPod is a symbol of ultra coolness standing on the bleeding-edge of minimalist fashion. For me, it’s the ultimate geek-o-box. This is the top-ten list of geekiest things I have on my iPod.

10. The entire five-book-trilogy of Douglas Adam’s “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” series, read by none other than Douglas Adam himself. Yes this is only the tenth geekiest thing. Read on ……(read more)

(Originally appeared on www.h2g2.com, Sept. 22, 2002)

I’ve begun working abroad since the end of April, 2001. In the sudden transition from one part of the world (where you drive on the right side of the road and have an old lady as the figure head of the state even thought she’s from another country) to another part (where you drive on the left side of the road and have an old chap as the figure head of the state even though he has foreign blood), I have missed what was probably the most important, meaningful, but totally shocking piece of tragic news.

For one and a half year I was kept in the dark of this most important, meaningful, but totally shocking piece of tragic news. I did keep in touch with the rest of the world via the internet, but alas I was not destined to acquire this bit of mind-numbing knowledge ……(read more)